The Life and Times of a Subterranean Mammal

I'm The Mole, or at least that's what my family calls me. I'm a 21 year old college student, and a bit of a geek.

I’m giving up tumblr for Lent.

fishingboatproceeds:

…is an example of something I would say if I had willpower or moral courage.

Every year when people ask me what I’m giving up for lent I tell them, “I’m giving up giving up.”

onlyafter13:

OH BBY

I was skeptical, so I went to Wikipedia (because it’s the best source of reliable information) and found out he really is a medical doctor.

onlyafter13:

OH BBY

I was skeptical, so I went to Wikipedia (because it’s the best source of reliable information) and found out he really is a medical doctor.

(via tomkaulitziseverythingever)

I’M SHINING LIKE FIREWORKS OVER YOUR SAD EMPTY TOWN

Baby, you’re a firework.  Come on, let your colors burst.

Yeah you post Taylor Swift lyrics, and my immediate response was to think of this Katy Perry song.

(Source: effinglioness)

It’s like they read my mind.  I read this and I started choking because that was exactly what I was thinking, “her breasts are incredible”, and then I felt a little like a perv.

It’s like they read my mind.  I read this and I started choking because that was exactly what I was thinking, “her breasts are incredible”, and then I felt a little like a perv.

(Source: fuckyeahdegrassisecrets)

Just a testament to how much of a dork I am, I made a cartoon drawing of Shay Carl and Charles Trippy.